Ever been sad that you don't do anything cool, well me too. Always I had no sweet abilities like how to fight off the cops or even do well in school (well that's a stretch.) Well I am here to help, I will go through various tasks in a day that you can do ninja style! If you would really like to boost your skills go here, this link will give you all the gear that you need in a day.

1. If you come to school, home or work late

Now you can always just take your punishment but if you are a true ninja you won't do such things. First, never go through the main entrance to your destiny. Go through a window or a back door and keep low. Make sure you don't yell things never talk not even whisper. Now if things are looking ugly and people are looking for you, do something to distract them such things like lighting fireworks, pushing heavy objects over and pulling fire alarms. Make sure you will not get caught, that is the first law of the Ninja Code. With this you can come school late all the time.

2. Bullies

Bullies are a menace in are all lives. Maybe the bully is bigger than you or he could be smarter but there is always beat him. The point here is; violence, violence is the solvent to all your bully problems. If you would like to deal with your bully read the book Art of War by Sun Tzu it will go through various ways to attack defend what to do when there is a victory and what to do if there is defeat.

1. Look scary, this is the easiest looking tough means you are tough. Listen to loud music like "Twist" by Korn that is a scary song with all the screaming it is sure to scare any bully.

2. If the bully himself/herself listens to that kind of music #1 will be obsolete. Then you have look scary, dress in big clothes it makes you  look bigger. Dress like Darth Vader (don't dress exactly like him) but dress scary and wear a mask that is scary

3. Now if all else has failed the plan you should try is this one the plan you should have started with in the first place. Get pumped and do 500 push ups a day (if you don't think you can do it climb a tree and then jump off it) this well make you less of a baby or it could break some thing but the heart is there. When you get done doing that drink eggs all day, this will make you strong. Then run for 20 miles in a dead sprint, the whole time (okay that is a stretch) but try it any way. Try to pop a tennis ball in your hands this may take you a couple of times but practice makes perfect. This will prepare you for the Eagle Claw clutch, just take your hand and make it look like your grabbing a two liter of soda, then spread your fingers apart. Now strike at their ribs and try to grab tightly as possible and twist too. When done enough and with right training you will be able to rip some ones heart out and put it back in by the time you get finished with this word.   The Crane is where hold your hand straight and hit people. Be sure to practice by hitting two by fours and be sure to break them. Then Fight your bully in front of your whole school, that should show that bully.