Pruss Pole

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Trying to bulk up to make a good impression on others?...(especially those of the opposite gender???)  Pruss Pole will help you work out, and at this cool island up North, you will be sure to be the hottie.

Location:  Off Territory of Greenland

VIEWS/ACTIVITIES/FEATURES

 

 

The view of the lighthouse is awe-inspiring.  Right by the edge of the beautiful Arctic Ocean it stands tall.  Our view of the ocean is one of the main attractions.
*Swimming and diving courses offered year round.

 Bike riding is always a good get-you-in-shape activity.  We have  many trails where it is very legal to ride your bike...
(Please try to refrain from hitting the Meier Moose...)

The gigantic mountains of our island are the biggest in the world...
The only island piece of ours which can be seen from outer space visibly.
*Mountain climbing offered.

 Weight lifting is by far our main activity.  Weight lift 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
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The snow covered plain is a good jogging area if you are ready for hard-core commitment to running.  Great place to practice for the Olympics! Our food group here is strictly Protein.  In order to get bulk to be a hulk, you need to eat lots of meat.  You will love our Meat Loving Meals.  All foods made by scratch by the Chef.
The Meier Moose is a recently discovered endangered moose.  It is very confident, but that somehow has made this species eliminate itself more and more from the environment.  Please avoid hitting these precious animals. Our location is off the North coast of Greenland.  To get more info on our location, call 987-654-3210...
(Please...don't actually call that number...)