Grebin Getaway
Site inspired on the tellings of hunting by Jeff Grebin himself.

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Working too hard on trying to make assignments that are really hard and which will make the students of Stanton, Iowa fail your class?
Instead of wasting time on that, try going out for some hunting time in the Hunters-Ville of the Grebin Getaway Island, located somewhere in the middle of nowhere in the Pacific Ocean!

 

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Rumors of Grebin Getaway Island

Rumor:  The reason all the cats are gaining enormous amounts of weight is because the water here has a growth hormone in it for cats which will make them grow...but still doesn't affect humans.

Fact:  The growth hormone affects the humans too...  But that's a different story...

Rumor:  Old Man Tackett's food is poisoned because he is trying to take over all the teachers of America.  This place is said to be "created to get teachers to go there for rehabilitation from the evil students."  But it is actually for the corruption of their minds.  (So that's what happened to Mr. Grebin...)

Fact:  Old Man Tackett's food isn't poisoned.  It just tastes weird because he uses the school's hot dogs for his meat, and the corn for everything else...  (Well, he says it's corn...but it's actually soybeans...)

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Beware--Strange history of enormous sized cats...