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-Alex Cabbage... Oh boy, the story of how we acquired this kid is an awful one. As I was skating down the worlds steepest, longest, most lion-filled hill, I heard a voice. It told me "hey, look a kid." So I went to the little girl, asked her what her name was, and signed her on the spot, without even seeing if she had talent. Thus, the legend of Alex Cabbage, the worlds greatest amateur skater, began. |
This kid doesn't even deserve a story for bringing a rocket-launcher and hand-grenades to school. |
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Grant McArdle was found with his
clan of ninja's. We were skating in the North Pole, and we just so happened
to come across a clan of ninjas, literally kicking the poo out of some poor,
helpless, dumb penguins. Grant was the only one that could take on a million
and three penguins at the same time, while on rollerblades. Though we don't
have rollerbladers on our team, we signed him for the publicity. |
R-Bomb is somewhat a legend in our books. The worlds smartest man. Goofiest hair. Funniest glasses, and the hitler-stache make him unmistakable. |
